Joke
PEDRO: What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
PEE WEE: I haven’t the foggiest.
PEDRO: Lunch and dinner.
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GINGERBREAD MAN: I hurt my knee while rock climbing.
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JOHN: In a bun!
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WESTON: What did the teddy bear say when it finished eating?
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WESTON: “I’m stuffed.”
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