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JACK: What do you call an Eagle Scout off to military boot camp?
JARED: What?
JACK: A bald eagle.

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BRICE: Why?
BRANDON: Because time heals all wounds.

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JAKE: I don’t know.
GABRIEL: “That test was as easy as pie.”

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NOLAN: What kind of tests do zombies take?
BENNETT: I don’t know. What kind?
NOLAN: No-brainers.

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TEACHER: Bob, if you had 10 treats and I asked you for three, how many cookies would you have left?
BOB: If you asked me? 10.

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PAIGE: Tell me.
ADAM: A pop quiz.

NOAH: What did the tree say when it struggled on a test?
MASON: I don’t know.
NOAH: “I’m stumped!”

Tree taking a test

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