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Jack: What does a marching band member use to brush his teeth?
Chase: I have no idea.
Jack: A tuba toothpaste!

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KAYLA: Which one?
WILLIAM: The Rolling Scones!

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LAYAH: Where?
KENDAHL: The meatball.

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RON: How do you make a raspberry jam?
RICKY: No idea. How?
RON: Easy! Just give it musical instruments!

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JAMES: Tell me.
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Noah: Which rock group has four members who can’t sing or play instruments?
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Noah: Mount Rushmore.

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Mark: Please tell me.
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