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CALVIN: Why couldn’t the flower ride its bike to school?
GEORGE: I don’t know; why not?
CALVIN: Its petals were broken.
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Zayn: Alpaca.
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Zayn: Alpaca the suitcase. You load up the car.
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SURYA: Why did the frog take the bus to work?
CHRIS: I have no idea.
SURYA: Because his car got toad.
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AARON: I’m not sure.
MICAH: The no-bell prize.
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Pilot: Do you know what the propeller does?
Scout: It provides thrust for the plane to fly.
Pilot: Actually, it keeps the pilot cool. If it stops, I’ll start sweating.
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