Joke

LEIF: What do you call a penguin in the Sahara Desert?
ANDREW: No idea.
LEIF: Lost.

TOM SWIFTY: “This river is fast and bumpy,” Tom said rapidly.

A BOOK NEVER WRITTEN: High Jump by Lee Ping.

SARA: Where do penguins go to vote?
TRIYA: I haven’t the foggiest.
SARAH: The South Poll.

DRAKE: You find it in December but not in any other month. What is it?
GINA: I don’t know.
DRAKE: The letter D!

Ben: How come there’s no knock- knock joke about America?
John: No idea.
Ben: Because freedom rings.