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Tom Swiftie: “Let’s watch ‘Star Wars’!” Tom said forcefully.

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Harper: How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Finley: No idea.
Harper: On the dark side.

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TYLER: How?
NIKOLAY: On the dark side.

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