Joke
Bill: I predict I’m going to be in the book of world records.
Bo: Really? What did you do?
Bill: I finished this jigsaw puzzle in under a week.
Bo: What’s so great about that?
Bill: The box says “2 to 3 years.”
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STEVE: Alaska.
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SAMUEL: What did the pepper say to the salt?
BRYAN: What?
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SAMUEL: No idea.
GREGORY: Because they’re always goblin.
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